Kif, I have mated with a woman. Inform the men. Quite possible. We live long and are celebrated poopers. Hello, little man. I will destroy you! OK, this has gotta stop. I'm going to remind Fry of his humanity the way only a woman can. Hello, little man Oh yeah, good luck with that. No, just a regular mistake. I love you, buddy! Say what?…
You wouldn’t be there
Nov 8, 2019
Ah, the 'Breakfast Club' soundtrack! I can't wait til I'm old enough to feel ways about stuff! Okay, I like a challenge. Yeah, lots of people did. Guards! Bring me the forms I need to fill out to have her taken away! I saw you with those two "ladies of the evening" at Elzars. Explain that. I found what I need. And it's not friends,…
I have to go and buy soundtrack
Nov 6, 2019
I saw you with those two "ladies of the evening" at Elzars. Explain that. I found what I need. And it's not friends, it's things. Oh, how awful. Did he at least die painlessly? …To shreds, you say. Well, how is his wife holding up? …To shreds, you say. You wouldn't. Ask anyway! You guys realize you live in a…
Finding a needle in a haystack
Nov 2, 2019
Only you could make those words cute. God created pudding, and then he rested. Only you could make those words cute. You look…perfect. I'm doing mental jumping jacks. Only you could make those words cute. Rorschach would say you have a hard time relating to others. I'm real proud of you for coming, bro. I know you hate funerals. I will destroy you I'm a…
And so we say goodbye
Nov 2, 2019
I love you, buddy And so we say goodbye to our beloved pet, Nibbler, who's gone to a place where I, too, hope one day to go. The toilet. File not found. Have you ever tried just turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them? Now, now. Perfectly symmetrical violence never solved anything. It may comfort you to know that Fry's…
This is fun
Nov 2, 2019
I'm partial to air conditioning. I love Halloween. The one time of year when everyone wears a mask … not just me. Watching ice melt. This is fun. I'm really more an apartment person. Makes me a … scientist. Pretend. You pretend the feelings are there, for the world, for the people around you. Who knows? Maybe one day they will be. I will not…