I love you, buddy And so we say goodbye to our beloved pet, Nibbler, who's gone to a place where I, too, hope one day to go. The toilet. File not found. Have you ever…
I’m going to remind
Nov 2, 2019
Why did you bring us here? This is the worst kind of discrimination: the kind against me! I'm just glad my fat, ugly mama isn't alive to see this day. I had more, but you…
Tonight’s the night
Aug 1, 2019
Rorschach would say you have a hard time relating to others. I like seafood. I'm really more an apartment person. I'm generally confused most of the time. I'm Dexter, and I'm not sure what I…
As an interesting side note
May 20, 2019
Does anybody else feel jealous and aroused and worried? Bender, hurry! This fuel's expensive! Also, we're dying! When I was first asked to make a film about my nephew, Hubert Farnsworth, I thought "Why should…
With a warning label
May 18, 2019
Son, as your lawyer, I declare y'all are in a 12-piece bucket o' trouble. But I done struck you a deal: Five hours of community service cleanin' up that ol' mess you caused. You're going…
Actually, that’s still true
Apr 15, 2019
Really?! The key to victory is discipline, and that means a well made bed. You will practice until you can make your bed in your sleep. Michelle, I don't regret this, but I both rue…
