Michelle, I don't regret this, but I both rue and lament it. All I want is to be a monkey of moderate intelligence who wears a suit… that's why I'm transferring to business school! This opera's as lousy as it is brilliant! Your lyrics lack subtlety. You can't just have your characters announce how they feel. That makes me feel angry! With gusto And so…
I feel like a jigsaw
Mar 1, 2019
I'm really more an apartment person. Finding a needle in a haystack isn't hard when every straw is computerized. You all right, Dexter? I will not kill my sister. I will not kill my sister. I will not kill my sister. I feel like a jigsaw puzzle missing a piece. And I'm not even sure what the picture should be. I feel like a jigsaw…
Doomsday Devices
Jan 30, 2019
There's one way and only one way to determine if an animal is intelligent. Dissect its brain! Stop it, stop it. It's fine. I will 'destroy' you! Why yes! Thanks for noticing. No, just a regular mistake. These old Doomsday Devices are dangerously unstable. I'll rest easier not knowing where they are. I've been there. My folks were always on me to groom myself and…
Is the Space Pope reptilian
Jan 18, 2019
You won't have time for sleeping, soldier, not with all the bed making you'll be doing. Oh sure! Blame the wizards! Why would I want to know that? No, I'm Santa Claus! When I was first asked to make a film about my nephew, Hubert Farnsworth, I thought "Why should I?" Then later, Leela made the film. But if I did make it, you can…
Oh, how awful
Jan 1, 2019
Okay, it's 500 dollars, you have no choice of carrier, the battery can't hold the charge and the reception isn't very… Then throw her in the laundry room, which will hereafter be referred to as "the brig". And yet you haven't said what I told you to say! How can any of us trust you? And I'm his friend Jesus. Oh, how awful. Did he…