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Doomsday Devices

Jan 30, 2016/ Thomas Mass/ in: Life, Projects/ with 3 comments

There’s one way and only one way to determine if an animal is intelligent. Dissect its brain! Stop it, stop it. It’s fine. I will ‘destroy’ you! Why yes! Thanks for noticing. No, just a regular mistake. These old Doomsday Devices are dangerously unstable. I’ll rest easier not knowing where they are. I’ve been there. My folks were always on me to groom myself and wear underpants. What am I, the pope? Large bet on myself in round one.

They make you

Is that a cooking show? I love you, buddy! So, how ’bout them Knicks? Switzerland is small and neutral! We are more like Germany, ambitious and misunderstood! Guess again. All I want is to be a monkey of moderate intelligence who wears a suit… that’s why I’m transferring to business school!

Comments 3

  1. Thomas Mass says:

    You know the worst thing about being a slave? They make you work, but they don’t pay you or let you go.

    • Thomas Mass says:

      Fry, you can’t just sit here in the dark listening to classical music. Ask her how her day was. Now, now. Perfectly symmetrical violence never solved anything.

  2. Thomas Mass says:

    I wish! It’s a nickel. I’ll tell them you went down prying the wedding ring off his cold, dead finger. Morbo can’t understand his teleprompter because he forgot how you say that letter that’s shaped like a man wearing a hat.

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